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100+ KIDS JOKES
100+ KIDS JOKESQ: Why did the computer go to the doctor?A: It had a blue : Why can t your nose be 12 inches long?A: Because then it would be a : How do you get a tissue to dance?A: You put a little boogie in itQ: Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?A: Because it was full of cheetahsQ: Why is a bad joke like a pencil?A: Because it has no pointQ: Where do polar bears keep their money?A: A snow : What room can no one enter?A: A mushroomQ: What kind of key can never unlock a door?A: A monkeyQ: What has four wheels and flies?A: A garbage truckQ: Why do graveyards have a fence around them?A: Because people are dying to get : What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?
Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? A: Because she was a little horse! Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse? A: Because he felt crummy! Q: How do you keep a bull from charging? A: Take away its credit card! Q: What is the witch’s favorite school subject? A: Spelling! Q: What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing? A: A corn field.
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