Transcription of 100+ KIDS JOKES
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100+ KIDS JOKESQ: Why did the computer go to the doctor?A: It had a blue : Why can t your nose be 12 inches long?A: Because then it would be a : How do you get a tissue to dance?A: You put a little boogie in itQ: Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?A: Because it was full of cheetahsQ: Why is a bad joke like a pencil?A: Because it has no pointQ: Where do polar bears keep their money?A: A snow : What room can no one enter?A: A mushroomQ: What kind of key can never unlock a door?A: A monkeyQ: What has four wheels and flies?A: A garbage truckQ: Why do graveyards have a fence around them?A: Because people are dying to get : What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?A: Show your : What did one eye say to the other?
• Knock Knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate. Interrupting pirate….ARRRRGH • Knock Knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it’s pointless. • Knock Knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know that you could yodel. • Knock Knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless ...
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