Transcription of 100+ KIDS JOKES
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100+ KIDS JOKESQ: Why did the computer go to the doctor?A: It had a blue : Why can t your nose be 12 inches long?A: Because then it would be a : How do you get a tissue to dance?A: You put a little boogie in itQ: Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?A: Because it was full of cheetahsQ: Why is a bad joke like a pencil?A: Because it has no pointQ: Where do polar bears keep their money?A: A snow : What room can no one enter?A: A mushroomQ: What kind of key can never unlock a door?A: A monkeyQ: What has four wheels and flies?A: A garbage truckQ: Why do graveyards have a fence around them?A: Because people are dying to get : What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?A: Show your : What did one eye say to the other?A: Between you and me something : What do you call fake noodles?A: Im-pastaQ: How does the ocean say hello?
alphabet? A: Because he was always lost at C Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar? A: Ouch! Q: What are the strongest days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday Q: What goes tick-tock and woof-woof? A: A watchdog Q: What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips? A: A chipmonk
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