Transcription of Cover Sheets for Classified Information (Spoof)
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FUTILEFUTILENSN 1000-or more-wasted man-hoursSTANDARD FORM Trash-Me-NowPrescribed by MAJ WASTE O TIMETHIS IS A Cover SHEETFOR USELESS INFORMATIONALL INDIVIDUALS HANDLING THIS Information ARE REQUIREDTO DISREGARD IT AS RAPIDLY AS POSSIBLE IN THEINTEREST OF SAVING TIME AND EFFORTHANDLING, STORAGE, REPRODUCTION, AND DISTRIBUTIONOF THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT IS DISCOURAGED TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT POSSIBLE IN ORDER TO PREVENTANY MORE WORK BEING WASTED ON THIS PROJECTWHICH WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING ANYWAY.(THIS Cover sheet IS A WASTE OF PAPER)STUPIDSTUPIDNSN 17-10-24-HUTSTANDARD FORM UMP-D-UMPP rescribed by IDIOTTHIS IS A Cover SHEETFOR ASININE INFORMATIONALL INDIVIDUALS HANDLING THIS Information ARE REQUIREDTO PROTECT IT FROM ANY DISCLOSURE WHATSOEVER IN THEINTEREST OF OUR PROFESSIONAL CREDIBILITYHANDLING, STORAGE, REPRODUCTION, OR OTHER ASSOCIATIONWITH THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT IS DISCOURAGED TO AVOID THE POSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT OF TOTAL, PARTIAL, OR REMOTERESPONSIBILITY FOR ITS CONTENTS(THIS Cover sheet IS DEMENTED)(THIS Cover sheet STINKS)BULLSHITTHIS IS A Cover SHEETFOR BULLSHIT INFORMATIONALL INDIVIDUALS HANDLING THIS Information ARE REQUIRED TO WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE SERVING FOOD PRODUCTS OR SHAKING HANDS WITH ANY OTHER INDIVIDUALS NOT AUTHORIZED TO HANDLE OR DISSEMINATE , STORAGE, REPRODUCTION OF THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT WITHOUT THE PROPER LEVEL OF AUTHORIZATION MAY RESULT IN THE LABE
stupid stupid nsn 17-10-24-hut standard form ump-d-ump prescribed by i.m.n. idiot this is a cover sheet for asinine information all individuals handling this information are required
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Guide Short: Disposal and Destruction, And destruction of classified information, Guide Short: Disposal and Destruction of Classified Information, 19980325 078, Defense Technical Information Center, CLASSIFIED, Classified information, Notice to contractors cleared under, Cover Sheet in PP 97-2003, Army Reserve Acceptable Use Policy AUP, Information