The Dentist - Timeless Teacher Stuff

1 The DentistParts: (2) Dentist PATIENT (USE MR. OR MRS. FOR PATIENT AS APPROPRIATE.)PROPS: TEETH, BOTTLE OF GLUE<> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <>PATIENT: GOOD MORNING, : (VERY BUSY) OH, GOOD MORNING, MR. : BUT I'M NOT .. Dentist : HAVE A SEAT, HAVE A NOW LET'S (LOOKS AT PATIENT'S FOLDER, THEN IN PATIENT'S MOUTH.) WE'LL PULL ALL OF : BUT DOCTOR .. Dentist : AH, YES. WE'LL START HERE. (BEGINS PULLING TEETH AND PATIENT KICKS AND TURNS AND SPUTTERS.)PATIENT: BUT, BUT, BUT .. Dentist : QUITE A BEAUTIFUL JOB, IF I DO SAY SO : BUT I DIDN'T COME HERE TO GET MY TEETH PULLED!

2 Dentist : YOU DIDN'T? AREN'T YOU MR. SMITH?PATIENT: NO, I'M MR. : UH, : WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW, DOCTOR? Dentist : WELL, AH, HERE ARE YOUR TEETH BACK. (HANDS BACK TEETH.) SEE IF THIS WILL HELP. (HANDS PATIENT A BOTTLE OF GLUE.)(PATIENT CHASES Dentist OFF STAGE)