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1 Scary Fairy Tale: Scene Goldilocks ran away from Papa Bear, Mama Bear and Baby Bear and lived happily ever , Mom. That story was so good! I love Fairy tales! Even Lucy loved it! (A CAT MEOWS and PURRS)JACKThat story wasn't good, Jill. It was really, really, really wasn't bad, Jack. It was good!JACKIt was wasn't dumb. Why was it dumb?JACKB ecause Goldilocks was dumb. Real bears don't let little girls sneak into their houses, steal their food, sleep in their beds and then get away! Real bears would have eaten You think you're so am so smart. I'm almost twelve years Well, me too, I'm smart. And that story was only good thing in this story was there were no I love princesses! Especially when they are beautiful. And I love handsome princes, wise Fairy godmothers, big castles, happy endings--JACKI hate dumb princesses and princes, fat Fairy godmothers and big dumb castles and happy endings!

2 Fairy tales are for babies!JILLMom, Jack called me a baby!JACKI didn't call you a baby. I said Fairy tales are for 's the same ! If you don't stop, we won't go to the zoo & JILLWe'll stop! We'll stop!JACKP lease let us go to the zoo!JILLWe love the zoo! We won't be bad!MOMYou aren't bad. It just makes me sad when you fight. When I fought with my sister it also made my mother and father and Grandpa get sad? But they're always so because Grandma and Grandpa are usually happy doesn't mean they are never didn't know you fought with Uncle , why did Uncle Bob marry Aunt Connie? He's so short and small and she is so big and though your uncle is short and small and your aunt is big and tall, they fell in love with each 's like in a Fairy tale!JACKOh, that's not for bed. Goodnight, are you whispering?JILLI'm making a wish. I want to live in a Fairy (groaning) Be quiet!

3 I'm trying to sleep!MOMQ uiet down, please!JACK(whispering, mad) Fine. I'll make a wish too. I wish I could live in a Fairy tale so I could give orders to princes and make it so no princesses EVER get was that?!JILLI think our wish just came true! Scary Fairy Tale: Scene 2(ZOO SOUNDS, EATING NOISES)MOMDon't eat your candy too fast, , can we go back to the petting zoo, please? I love petting all the animals! I love how long the rabbit's ears are and how soft the chicken's feathers are. I want to feed the sheep and ride the horse again. Please? It's not that far!JACKIt is that far. Besides, you fed the sheep, petted the rabbits, scared the chickens and rode the horse three times! But the alligators are not far. They're straight ahead and Mom said I could see them can't feed alligators, or pet them. Alligators are Look at their teeth! And they go underwater!

4 Alligators are not boring. I wish there were sharks here. They have LOTS of teeth. And they're always prefer the petting zoo, but Jill, I'll trade you a lemon candy for a strawberry candy. JILLBut I love strawberry. Strawberry is sweet. Lemon is candy isn't just sour. It's sweet AND sour. It's the why don't you want it?JACKB ecause I want the best for my smart, beautiful think I'm beautiful and smart? Okay. Thanks! (crunching the candy) Wow! This lemon candy is the best! Even better than the strawberry candy. Thanks, Jack!JILLHey Jack, back at the petting zoo, did you see anything weird? didn't see the goat with one horn in the middle of its head? Like a unicorn?JACKOne what?JILLU nicorns have one , but they aren't are in Fairy tales. That was a goat from a Fairy tale. Our wish is coming true!JACKThat's crazy.(A bird sings a children's song)JILLL isten to that bird above us.

5 There! It's singing!JACKB irds are supposed to sing!JILLIt's not just 's singing a song! Normal birds don't sing songs. It's a Fairy tale bird!JACKYou're , wait up!JILLYou just had to run all the way here. Hey look, an alligator! Right there under the Jack? Jack, what's wrong?JACKN-nothing. alligators. I'm glad there aren't any sharks. I think I want to go straight 's wrong, Jack?JACKN othing, Mom. I'm (quietly) Jack, what's wrong?JACKThe , what about them?JACK(whispered) There was one who breathed Fairy Tale: Scene 3 JACK(whispering) I don't want to talk about it. Nothing (whispering) Nothing! But you saw it! An alligator that breathes fire is not nothing! That's like seeing a, 's working! The wish is--MOMGo ahead you two, eat your meat and vegetables the meat is too tough. And I don't like the meat is tough. And I don't like the vegetables 's roast beef and it's not tough.

6 And you know you need to eat your I have some butter with my bread?MOMMay I I have some butter with my bread please?MOMThat's better. Yes. I'll get it for I have a glass of milk please?JACKYes. Butter for Jack's bread and for Jill, a glass of milk. But if you both don't finish your dinner, no bedtime , why don't you want to talk about the alligator?JACKIt's my turn to choose the story tonight and it's not a Fairy tale that I'm choosing. That's for 's not your turn. I get two days in a are living in a Fairy tale!JILLT oday is Saturday. You chose the story Monday. I remember Monday because Monday is my least favorite day, and when you chose the story on Monday it made it even you chose the story on 's right. On Tuesday, I chose Hansel & Gretel, my favorite story . Then you chose the story on the day after Tuesday which is , Wednesday.

7 And you chose it the day after Wednesday, which is didn't choose on Thursday. You begged me to let you choose again. I said yes because I'm a nice sister, and smart and beautiful like you said today at the zoo. And that's why I chose on Friday, which was yesterday. And I choose today too, Saturday. Tonight we're going to read Sleeping that dragon is so Scary !JACKBut--JILLFine, no fire-breathing alligators. I'll choose Little Red Riding Hood.(Mom screams from the kitchen.)JACKMom! What happened?MOMA mouse! A mouse! Help!JACKW here's the cat when you need her?JILLLucy's been acting bizarre ever since we made a wish last 'll get ! You need to learn good manners, , my manners are quite need to learn good manners? You didn't have to drop me! Nevermind. I have an important message to deliver and there isn't much 'm dreaming. You can't don't have time to explain.

8 It's your mother. She's in Fairy Tale: Scene 4 JACKI can't believe the mouse just talked to me!JILLJack, did you get the mouse? Where is it? Jack? Are you listening to me? You didn't eat it, did you? Do you hear me?JACKI hear listen to what I'm saying!JACKI'm where's the mouse? Talk! Say Something! Mom, something is wrong with Are you okay?JACKI don't don't know? Why did you let the mouse go? Did it bite you?JACKNo. I don't want to talk about it. I don't feel very good. I just want to go to want to go to sleep? It's only seven! Do you feel sick?JACKI just need to sit , Jack. Here, sit down. Do you feel better now that you're sitting?MOMThe mouse! It's running away! Sit here with Jill. I won't be able to sleep if it's still running around. Where did that thing run off to?You can run, but you can't hide, mouse! You'd better come out before Lucy eats you!

9 JILLYou saw something again didn't you, Jack?JACKI saw something. I heard something. And I think I'm going crazy, The mouse talked to 're so lucky! What did it say?JACKI don't want to said your mother is in said that?(LUCY MEOWS)JILLOh look! The tiny kitty crawled inside mom's hat! Hello, little Lucy! Do you know where that strange voice came from? Do you know?LUCYHi, Jill. The Mouse said that your mother is in grave danger. And it's true!JILLOh my goodness. you hear? Did you see? Our cat is talking! I need to Before (KERPLUNK!, LUCY MEOWS) Scary Fairy Tale: Scene 5 JACKWake up, Jill. Wake (dazed) Did you hear Jack? Lucy talked to me. But she's a cat!JACKI heard. I think you're right. Our wishes are coming true. I'm going to get you a glass of Could you get me a bowl of milk? Yes, Lucy. (beat)This is ! When the cat talks she gets a bowl of milk and when I talk I get dropped!

10 LUCYMeow. That's because you're ugly and I am beautiful! ! Ugly? I want you know that--JILLThe mouse can talk, Jack!JACKWhat would you like, Mouse?MOUSEA piece of cheese, please. But first there is something we must discuss. And if you don't mind, my name isn't, mouse. It's Madame Mouse. Eek!JACKM adame Mouse?LUCYMeow. She thinks he's am you say so. Where's my milk?MOUSENo milk, Lucy. We must tell us what?JACKDid you forget what they said?JILLWhat did they say?JACKThey said Mom is in she's in the kitchen at the have not only put your mother in danger--LUCYBut also the Queen of Fairy Tale is foolish to wish for something that you think you want. You should only wish for what you are sure you need. JACKBut why is mom in danger?LUCYB ecause of your wish!MOMC hildren, it's time to go to bed!JILLMom's coming! Hide!LUCYMeow! You will soon cross over!