Three Men in a Boat / Three Men on the Bummel

1 Jerome K. JeromeThree Men in a boat (To say nothing of the Dog) Three Men on the BummelTHREE MEN IN A boat (TO SAY NOTHING OF THE DOG)PUBLISHER S may not, perhaps, be out of place in this new edition of Three Men in a boat to place before its readers the enormous hold it has upon the reading public in Great Britain and her colonies. Originally published in August, 1889, it has been year after year reprinted, until there has been produced the large number of 202,000 copies. Adding to this the 5,000 of the present edition, a total is reached of 207,000 copies.

2 It is remarkable that during this period there has been only one edition, and this published at the price of 3s. 6d.; the publisher ventures to believe this is unprecedented. It is not as though, as is too often the case with an ordinary novel, an enormous sale took place during a few months and then ceased, inasmuch as in the present case there has been, and still is, a constant and steady sale year after year. The present opportunity has been taken to re-set in new type the letterpress, and to re-engrave (from the originals) the whole of the drawings. The publisher trusts that Three Men in a boat , appealing as it does so much to human nature both in its pathos and its humour, will still continue its pleasant voyage, and find new friends in every home in the land which gave it , March, S Publisher suggests my adding a few lines to his.

3 To refuse to do so, under the circumstances, might appear surly. The world has been very kind to this book. Mr. Arrowsmith speaks only of its sales in Great Britain. In Chicago, I was assured by an enterprising pirate now retired, that the sales throughout the United States had exceeded a million; and although, in consequence of its having been published before the Copy-right Convention, this has brought me no material advantage, the fame and popularity it has won for me among the Ameri-can public is an asset not to be despised. It has been translated into, I think, every European language except Arabian, also into some of those of Asia.

4 It has brought me many thousands of letters from young folk , from old folk ; from well folk , from sick folk ; from merry folk , from sad folk . They have come to me from all parts of the world, from men and women of all countries. Had these letters been the only result I should feel glad and proud that I had written the book. I retain a few blackened pages of one copy sent me by a young colonial of-ficer from South Africa. They were taken from the knapsack of a dead comrade found on Spion Kop. So much for testimo-nials. It remains only to explain the merits justifying such an extraordinary success.

5 I am quite unable to do so. I have writ-ten books that have appeared to me more clever, books that have appeared to me more humorous. But it is as the author of Three Men in a boat (to say nothing of the Dog) that the public persists in remembering me. Certain writers used to suggest that it was the vulgarity of the book, its entire absence of hu-mour, that accounted for its success with the people; but one feels by this time that such suggestion does not solve the rid-dle. Bad art may succeed for a time and with a limited public; it does not go on extending its circle throughout twenty years.

6 I have come to the conclusion that, be the explanation what it may, I can take credit to myself for having written this book. That is, if I did write it. For really I hardly remember doing so. I remember only feeling very young and absurdly pleased with myself for reasons that concern only myself. It was summer time, and London is so beautiful in summer. It lay beneath my window a fairy city veiled in golden mist, for I worked in a room high up above the chimney-pots; and at night the lights shone far beneath me, so that I looked down as into an Aladdin s cave of jewels.

7 It was during those summer months I wrote this book; it seemed the only thing to chief beauty of this book lies not, so much in its literary style, or in the extent and usefulness of the information it con-veys, as in its simple truthfulness. Its pages form the record of events that really happened. All that has been done is to colour them; and, for this, no extra charge has been made. George and Harris and Montmorency are not Poetic ideals, but things of flesh and blood especially George, who weighs about twelve stone. Other works may excel this in depth of thought and knowledge of human nature: other books may rival it in originality and size; but, for hopeless and incurable veracity, nothing yet discovered can surpass it.

8 This, more than all its other charms, will, it is felt, make the volume precious in the eye of the earnest reader; and will lend additional weight to the lesson that the story , August, 1889 CHAPTER Invalids. Sufferings of George and Harris. A victim to one hundred and seven fatal maladies. Useful prescriptions. Cure for liver complaint in children. We agree that we are over-worked, and need rest. A week on the rolling deep? George suggests the river. Montmorency lodges an objection. Original motion carried by majority of Three to were four of us George, and William Samuel Harris, and myself, and Montmorency.

9 We were sitting in my room, smoking, and talking about how bad we were bad from a medical point of view I mean, of were all feeling seedy, and we were getting quite nervous about it. Harris said he felt such extraordinary fits of giddiness come over him at times, that he hardly knew what he was do-ing; and then George said that he had fits of giddiness too, and hardly knew what he was doing. With me, it was my liver that was out of order. I knew it was my liver that was out of order, because I had just been reading a patent liver-pill circular, in which were detailed the various symptoms by which a man could tell when his liver was out of order.

10 I had them is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the con-clusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form. The diagnosis seems in every case to correspond exactly with all the sensations that I have ever remember going to the British Museum one day to read up the treatment for some slight ailment of which I had a touch hay fever, I fancy it was. I got down the book, and read all I came to read; and then, in an unthinking moment, I idly turned the leaves, and began to indolently study diseases, generally.